May 2011
When You Text Me
When Everyone Else Texts Me
A 13 year girl killed herself because she saw a...
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
When your BEST FRIEND starts dating…
carefulwhatyoureachfor:
disastered:
- You look to her boyfriend/girlfriend like:
- Break her heart and I’ll break your face.
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
and if it was you probably weren’t the only one
BUT THEY WERE TALKING TOO!
When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you:
Then you realize it was your reflection in the store mirror
When someone says "Can I have some of your food?"
